When I Tell My Parents About Classes
I’m Like:
Big Ball Of Dumb
Another College Student How Found Anotehr Way to Procrastinate
After I Graduate College
I’m Going To Be Like:
When I Don’t Answer My Phone
If It’s My Friend, Their Like:
If It’s My Mom, She’s Like:
Doing Stupid Shit While Drunk
Usually End Up Like:
When I Wear Thongs
I’m Like:
When Someone Ask Why I’m A Bitch
I’m Like:
Trying To Act Sober Around The Cops
Usually Looks Like:
When My Best Friend And I Are Home On Break
It’s Like:
My Grandma At Chirstmas
But to be more accurate, every holiday.
The First Time I Had Budlight
I Was Like:
